[chasswen]

For all those who have kids and those of us with grandkids, you know
this will happen.
> > This one is for everyone who...
> > a) has kids
> > b) had kids
> > c) was a kid
> > d) knows a kid
> > e) is going to have kids.
> > I guess that means all of us!!
> >
DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, 'Daddy, look at this', and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, 'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,' pretending to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'

She replied, 'What happened to my booger?'