Great truths that little children have learnt:
Great truths that little children have learnt:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
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