A cop is sitting in his car across from a restaurant when he notices an elderly couple slip into the empty lot next door. They look around carefully, she pulls up her dress, grabs the fence and they go at it with the energy of teenagers. The cop is amazed at the voracity as well as how long it lasts. Finally they drop to the ground apparently exhausted. The cop goes over to make sure they are ok and says "Wow, years ago I couldn't have done all that".
The old man weakly replies, "Years ago that fence wasnt electric."
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