[chasswen]

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he
suddenly remembers
that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the sales person,
'How much for one of
those Barbie's in the display window?'

The salesperson answers,
'Which one do you mean, sir?
We have:
Work Out Barbie for $19.95,
Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95,
Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,
Skater Barbie for $19.95, and
Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks:
'It's what?!
Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and
the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
'Sir...,
Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House,
Ken's Harley, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer
and...one of Ken's Friends.