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Old 06-20-2008, 07:52 PM
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At the Russian military academy, a General gave a lecture on "Potential Problems and Military Strategy." At the end of the lecture he asked if there were any questions.

An officer stood up and asked: "Will there be a third world war? Will Russia take part in it?"

The General answered both questions in the affirmative.

The officer asked: "Who will be the enemy?"

The General: "All indications point to China."

All the audience was shocked. The officer asked: "General, we are only 150 million, there are 1500 million Chinese. Can we win at all?"

The General: "Just think about this. In modern warfare, it is not the quantity that matters but the quality. For example, in the Middle East we have had a few wars recently where 5 million Jews fought against 50 million Arabs, and Israel was always victorious."

After a small pause the officer asked, "Do we have enough Jews?"
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