Years ago... the joke with Clinton circulated, but instead of OJ, it was Ken Star.
From the same era:
After they'd been in the White House for a few months, Bill and Hillary snuck out to go for a drive on their own. Needing gas, they pull over. Hillary excuses herself to go to the ladies' room. After filling the tank, Bill goes looking for Hillary and is surprised to see her talking animatedly with the gas station attendant. Stunned, he watches as she gives the attendant a big hug and a kiss on each cheek.
"What was that all about?" Bill asks huffily when she returns to the car. "Oh," explains Hillary, "I went to high school with that guy. In fact, I think I even dated him at one time. We were catching up on old times."
"Well," observes Bill, "I guess if you had married him, you'd be pumping gas today!"
"Oh no, Bill," says Hillary, "if I had married him, he'd be President!"
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