[chasswen]

Guys,
Christmas is around the corner. Read this just in case you were considering
jewelry for the little woman.
Peggy

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My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the
other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big fricking red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
Dumb ass...