The Italian man said, “Last week my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil and we made passionate love. She screamed for five full minutes at the end.”
The Frenchman boasted, “Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for fifteen minutes.”
The Jewish man said, “Well, last week my wife and I also had sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat) and she screamed for over six hours.”
The other two were stunned. The amazed Frenchman asked, “What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours?”
“I wiped my hands on the bedspread!”
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3 level Prodisc adr S1-L3, Oct 12, 2005
Dr. B in Bogen, Germany
Severe nerve damage in left leg, still working on it
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