[dshobbies]

Al Gore and Bill and Hillary Clinton go to heaven, and God addresses Al first.
"Al, what do you believe in?'

Al replies, "Well, I believe that I won the election but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."

God thinks for a second and says, "Very good. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man and I hope no grudges are held against me."

God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven my son. Come and sit at my right."

Then God addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"

She quickly replies, "I believe you're sitting in my chair."