So, really, how bad is the economy?
The economy is so bad that:
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills are firing their nannies and learning their kids' names.
A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico for work.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And,
finally. . .
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got connected with some dude at a call center in Pakistan, and when I told him I was suicidal, he got all excited and wanted to know if I could drive a truck.
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