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Some recent additions:

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.
-Bertrand Russell, philosopher, mathematician, author, Nobel laureate (1872-1970)

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked for forgiveness.
-Emo Philips, comedian (1956- )

It is better to have loafed and lost than never to have loafed at all.
-James Thurber, writer and cartoonist (1894-1961)

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet.
-Roger Miller, musician
(1936-1992)

It is an ironic habit of human beings to run faster when we have lost our way.
-Rollo May, psychologist (1909-1994)