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Old 02-08-2007, 08:47 PM
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I can't vouch for any of these numbers.... but I wouldn't be surprised...



NBA OR NFL?


36

have been accused of spousal abuse




7

have been arrested for fraud




19

have been accused of writing bad checks




117

have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses




3

have done time for assault




71,

repeat 71

cannot

get a credit card due to bad credit




14

have been arrested on drug-related charges




8

have been arrested for shoplifting




21

currently

are defendants in lawsuits, and




84

have been arrested for drunk driving

in the last year

(I don't believe this one... MM)




Can

you guess which organization this is?











NBA or NFL ?









Give

up yet? . . . Scroll down,

























Neither,

it's the 535 members of the

United States Congress.





The same group that cranks out

hundreds of new laws each year

designed to keep the rest of us in line.




AND THEY JUST VOTED THEMSELVES $15,000 PER MONTH PENSION FOR LIFE
AFTER SERVING ONLY ONE TERM IN CONGRESS!!
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